ALL THE SMALL PLATES

All the Small Plates

THE
SET LIST

World tapas. Designed to share. Order 3–4 plates per person and keep going until someone calls time. Tell us about allergies before you order.

Flavour of the Week — ask your server
V Vegetarian
VG Vegan
GF Gluten Free

01

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts

V VG GF

Spiced mixed nuts, rosemary, sea salt. On the house while you settle in.

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02

I Write Starters Not Tragedies

Teenage Dirtbravas

V

Crispy smashed potatoes, house bravas sauce, garlic aioli

£6

Don't Call Me Whitebait

Fried whitebait, seasoned flour, smoked paprika aioli, lemon

£7

The Offspring Rolls

Crispy spring rolls, pork & ginger, sweet chilli dipping sauce

£7

Dim Sum41

Steamed pork & prawn dumplings, ginger soy, chilli oil

£8

Basket Queso

V

Crispy tortilla basket, three-cheese queso, pickled jalapeños

£7

Audience of Naan

V VG

Warm naan bread, hummus, baba ganoush, harissa, za'atar oil

£7

Hawthorn Bites

V

Buffalo cauliflower, panko crust, blue cheese dip, celery

£6

Calamari: The Taste of (Squid) Ink

Fried calamari, squid ink aioli, lemon, flat leaf parsley

£8

The Fat Lip

Chilli prawn toast, sesame crust, sweet sriracha — WARNING: contains crustaceans

£7

03

The Set

Fall of Troytilla

V GF

Traditional Spanish tortilla, caramelised onion, house aioli

£7

It Must Really Suck to Be Four Year Prawn Right Now

GF

Chilli & garlic king prawns, dry sherry, crusty bread

£9

Misery Brisket

GF

12-hour braised beef brisket, red wine jus, horseradish cream, crusty bread

£12

Pierce the Veal

Pan-seared veal escalope, capers, lemon butter, sage, rocket

£13

Parmageddon

GF

Parma ham, burrata, heritage tomatoes, basil oil, grilled sourdough

£10

Halloumi at Six

V GF

Grilled halloumi, pomegranate, mint, chilli honey, toasted pine nuts

£8

Less than Hake

GF

Pan-fried hake fillet, minted pea purée, brown butter, crispy capers

£12

Fall Out Bok Choi

V VG

Wok-charred bok choi, oyster sauce, toasted sesame, crispy shallots

£6

Dashboard Cornfessional

V GF

Elotes-style grilled corn, cotija, lime, ancho chilli, paprika aioli

£5

Bleed American Cheese

V

Mac & cheese croquettes, chipotle aioli, pickled red onion

£8

Manchego Overboard

V GF

Aged manchego, quince paste, toasted almonds, wildflower honey, crackers

£9

My Friends Over Stew

Catalan beef & olive stew, smoked paprika, crusty bread

£10

The Alkaline Tapas Trio

Deal

Any 3 plates from I Write Starters Not Tragedies — the best deal on the menu

£18

04

Encore

Simple Flan

V GF

Classic crème caramel, dark caramel, orange zest

£6

Tirama-Siouxsie

V

House tiramisu, espresso-soaked ladyfingers, mascarpone, dark chocolate

£7

Streetcarrot Cake

V

Warm carrot cake, cream cheese frosting, candied walnuts, ginger caramel

£6

Calm Like a Flambé

V

Crêpes suzette, flambéed orange butter, vanilla ice cream

£8

Churros (Don't Stop the Set)

V

Freshly fried churros, dark chocolate dipping sauce, sea salt

£6

05

The Rider

Four Beer Strong

Deal

Table deal: 4 craft beers or natural wines, your choice — because sharing is the whole point

£22

Natural Wines

Rotating selection of natural, organic and biodynamic wines. Ask your server for today's picks.

from £6

Craft Beer

Scottish and international craft on draught and bottle. Whatever's on, it's good.

from £5

Vermut

House vermouth, Barcelona-style: ice, olive, orange slice

£7

Non-Alcoholic

Seedlip, house agua frescas, soft drinks, sparkling water

from £3

Allergies

Please tell us before ordering. We can adapt most dishes. Full allergen info available on request.

How to Order

Order as you go. Dishes come when they're ready. We recommend 3–4 per person but there are no rules.

Reservations

Walk-ins always welcome. Groups of 6+ should book. Get in touch →